January 4, 2008

Giggle of the Day

I got this little gem from:
http://www.imdb.com/news/sb/2007-12-24

Jessica Simpson Sets Box-office Record
Jessica Simpson may also have set a record at the box office. Her latest film, Blonde Ambition, co-starring Luke Wilson, took in just $1,190 over the weekend. True, it was shown in only eight Texas theaters, but that's still an average of less than $50 per theater per day, meaning about six people showed up to see it in each location each day. On his TV Guide Online blog, film critic Ken Fox asked, "Doesn't someone like Jessica Simpson have more than 48 friends? What about that big Texas family of hers? ... Just how bad is this thing anyway?"

I can't really sum it up better than that, except to add "Are you really all that surprised?" and "Boy, they must think that Texans are dumber than everyone else!" I don't owe Jessica Simpson anything for growing up in the same state as I have; her stupidity has alienated me faster than anything.
I hope you guys get at least a little grin out of this one--I did.

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